Advertising in your face.

Unless a televised advert is clever and in some cases witty I really don't care for advertising overload. How I am meant to look -I really cannot look 20 for the rest of my life and some fancy anti-aging cream will only work to some degree - hemorrhoid cream is good for decreasing lines, apparently (I have time to try it). The lifestyle I should lead - I am sure everyone would like to afford a brand new car and have the latest designer gear and be a size 8 (UK) straight after giving birth. I mean really. Do not get me started on kids toys. This is my rational for the sketch.